Seduced

(written by Gary Tigerman,
as sung by Leon Redbone)

filked by Susan Zahn

 

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Appeared in A Tremor in the Force #10, 1998

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I want to be seduced.
I want a princess to take me out to dinner for two.
Like to see her eyes get moody,
Flirting with the thought of what flirting ought to do.

I'd like to be real cool.
Let her think about getting me into her bed,
As I chat about hidden bases, alien races,
Something Skywalker said.

I might demure politely,
Halter slightly,
If she tries to fondle my knee.
But I'm relatively certain
I'd compromise if I know me.

I want to be seduced.
Want a princess to talk to me suggestively.
Want to hear her say
she'll be with me tomorrow morning,
Drinking hot Corelli tea.

Want her to make me laugh.
Make a point of touching me when she talks,
Leaving all the jealous men on the base
To mumble in their beer and gawk.

I know it only happens
When I'm napping,
Nodding in a reverie,
That I find myself a princess
That wouldn't mind seducing me.

I know it only happens
When I'm napping,
Nodding in a reverie,
That I find myself a princess
That wouldn't mind seducing--
Starting from the moment that we'd be introduced!--
I'd find myself a princess
That wouldn't mind seducing me.